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  • Combinations

* Look at combinations of Knowledge observe its impact: *
1 – ignorance + poverty = criminality
2 – ignorance + wealth = Corruption
3. Ignorance + Freedom = Chaos
4- Ignorance + Power = Tyranny
5 – Ignorance + Religion = Terrorism
* NOW, Replace the place of ignorance with knowledge and see what happens
1- Knowledge + Poverty = Contentment
2 – Knowledge + Wealth = Creativity
3 – Knowledge + Freedom = Happiness
4- Knowledge + Power = Justice
5- Knowledge + Religion = Integrity

Application for Employment

A friend sent me this and I found it so amazing and hilarious and thought you would enjoy it as well

Dear Sir,
I refer to the recent death of the Accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead Accountant.

Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so I quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.
Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary photograph as proof of vacancy.
You can’t lie to me this time. GIVE ME THE JOB! 


On Cheap talk and lack of basic knowledge of history 
“1999 constitution is a quasi-replica of the 1979 constitution. Its drafting was spearheaded by 3 legal luminaries Rotimi Williams,  Richard Akinjide and Ben Nwabueze.  The constitution drafting Committee had 59 members ( 40 from the south and 19 from the North ) and submitted to the constituent assembly for ratification. The lopsided membership in favour of the south was repeated at the 2014 Confab under GEJ) that they insist in implementing over and above the powers of the National Assembly.  Those who are now shouting to high heavens against the 1999 constitution are students of the same trio who drafted the 1979 in the first place which was replicated in the 1999 constitution that they love to tag as military imposed constitution for a new one. The military did not impose any constitution. Despite their incursions, the military was responsible for using it’s fiat to put together basic infrastructure including all the states ( except Midwestern state in the first Republic), the politicians are fond of bickering even if projects are of national interests. The politicians did not create a single LG either. We should appreciate the military as the only disciplined group to have held this country together. Talk, blackmail,  shifting blames in the name of freedom and democracy are cheap.  Imagine half of the National Assembly is full of civil society and military,  Anticorruption laws would have been passed and loots recovered in weeks for the use of all Nigerians. The bail funds wouldn’t have been diverted, nor shall we see over  60 Senior Advocates in one court to defend one person.”



A man received this message from his neighbor.

“Sorry sir, I have been using your wife day and night when you are not at home, in fact much more than you do.

I confess this now because I am feeling very guilty.

Hope you will accept my sincere apologies. I will pay if you wish to charge service fee.

Immediately after reading the message, the man shot his wife dead.

A few minutes later, he received another message:
“Sorry sir, a spelling mistake…
I meant _*WiFi*_ not ~Wife~.”

We must be very careful how we react to things, don’t be quick to get angry, find out the other person’s version of events and allow yourself room to reason before you react. This man killed his innocent wife, just because of a spelling mistake.

Patience is a Virtue.
Let this serve as a caution to us all, be slow to get angry. Anger opens the door to other deadly sins. Always look before you leap. May God help us all. Amen.