😂😂😂I cant stop laughing, I just love these kids…
*Teacher:* How old is your father?

*Kid:* He is 6 years.

*Teacher:* What? How is this possible?

*Kid:* He became father only when I was born.


Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds


*TEACHER:*   Joseph, go to the map and find North America . 

*JOSEPH:*        Here it is. 

*TEACHER:*  Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ? 

*CLASS:* Joseph.👻👻👻

*TEACHER:*   Wale, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 

*WALE:*  You told me to do it without using the tables.


*TEACHER:*  Adigun , how do you spell ‘crocodile?’ 

*ADIGUN:*     K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’ 

*TEACHER:*  No, that’s wrong 

*ADIGUN:*      Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   

(I  Love this child) 🐊🐊


*TEACHER:*  Rebecca , what is the chemical formula for water? 

*REBECCA :*   H I J K L M N O. 

*TEACHER:* What are you talking about? 

*REBECCA:*  Yesterday you said it’s H to O.   �‍♀�‍♂


*TEACHER:* Moses, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. 

*MOSES:*      Me! 🙋‍♂


*TEACHER:*   Abraham, why do you always get so dirty?         

*ABRAHAM:*       Well, I’m a  lot closer to the ground than you are.    👨‍👦  


*TEACHER:* George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Peter , do you know why his father didn’t punish him? 

*PETER:*          Because George still had  the axe in his hand……     🔨🔨


*TEACHER:*      Buwembo, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his? 

*BUWEMBO :*      No sir, It’s the same dog.   🐕🐕

(I want to adopt this kid!!!) 


*TEACHER:*    Femi, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 

*FEMI:*     A teacher 😤👺




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