“A gentleman visits his friend, he arrives late at night, his friend tells him:” Either you sleep on the couch, or you sleep with baby. “”
He thinks and says, “babies pee in bed and sometimes cry at night, he says,” No, I sleep on the couch. “” 
The next day a very beautiful and extremely sexy girl comes out of the room and greets him:
 “Hello Mr. I am Beatrice (the Maid of the house) but everyone calls me baby here, and you?”. 
He looks at the girl and says, “Just call me  *Idiot*